Jimmy Hoffa

I just got off the phone with my friend Brewce. Let me explain Brewce. He is an evil "dictator" that runs Skatopia. Most of his conversations are about getting laid and making gay jokes. I called to tell him that a friend of ours had a heart attack. He was upset that I gave him bad news and requested I give him good news. The conversation went as followed:
Brewce So you're just gonna call and tell me people are dying? I was hoping you found money or some beaver to fuck.
Me Well I have no money, but I found Jimmy Hoffa.
Brewce Oh yeah? Where is he?
Me NewYork in the Hudson River full of bullet holes.
Brewce I think he is in your ass.
Me He is not in my ass dude.
Brewce Oh yeah? Prove it.
Me I need to get a colonoscopy to prove he isn't in my ass?
Brewce NO! Bend over and spread your cheeks
Me ...uh?
Brewce I knew he was in your ass. Where is the beaver? Is sugarbutt at work?
Me Yeah she is at work.
Brewce Make me a facebook so I can get alid
Me Facebook isn't magic.
Brewce MAKE IT MAGIC!

Sometimes your friends are so weird that you can't help butt exploit the funny shit they say.

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Nude photos are always funny

So I recently decided to trim my ball fro. Pleased with the way it looked I decided to sent it to a few people. One of my friends said she was impressed and going to show some friends. Well naturally the gay guy of the group saw it first. The things she told me he said could make a dark skinned man blush. She showed her friend that is a virgin...now this is what I like to hear. This is the actual message I received.
 Her 10:44 pm
    Rofl
    So I might've show that pic of you to teika ; )

 Aerosol Bandit 10:46 pm
    shown?

 Chelsea 10:46 pm
    Yea lol sorry

 Aerosol Bandit 10:46 pm
    okay. What she say?

 Chelsea 10:48 pm
    She asked how big it was hard n I told her n she was like ooh that's huge, maybe too big. Btw, teika is bi, but never slept with a guy

 Chelsea 10:48 pm
    Long term with a girl
    They started in puppy love if u will
    6 years
    Finally got rid of that poison

 Aerosol Bandit 10:49 pm
    that's cool

 Aerosol Bandit 11:00 pm
    She wants my weiner. I'm not surprised

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 Chelsea 11:08 pm
    Lol

 Aerosol Bandit 11:09 pm
    prove me wrong

 Chelsea 11:09 pm
    She just called me sorry about the hold up.
    Um she has a new bf remember? She thought it'd be too big

 Aerosol Bandit 11:11 pm
    Lol. I slam it in. hahah

 Aerosol Bandit 11:15 pm
    I find that funny. and I am flattered

 Chelsea 11:20 pm
    Good :) h

 Aerosol Bandit 11:21 pm
    I still find it funny a black woman said it's too big
    Adding that story to my blog

 Chelsea 11:22 pm
    She's a virgin. She's not fucked any dick. Only had pussy

 Aerosol Bandit 11:23 pm
    That doesn't mean she hasn't seen one. You stoned?