Jimmy Hoffa

I just got off the phone with my friend Brewce. Let me explain Brewce. He is an evil "dictator" that runs Skatopia. Most of his conversations are about getting laid and making gay jokes. I called to tell him that a friend of ours had a heart attack. He was upset that I gave him bad news and requested I give him good news. The conversation went as followed:
Brewce So you're just gonna call and tell me people are dying? I was hoping you found money or some beaver to fuck.
Me Well I have no money, but I found Jimmy Hoffa.
Brewce Oh yeah? Where is he?
Me NewYork in the Hudson River full of bullet holes.
Brewce I think he is in your ass.
Me He is not in my ass dude.
Brewce Oh yeah? Prove it.
Me I need to get a colonoscopy to prove he isn't in my ass?
Brewce NO! Bend over and spread your cheeks
Me ...uh?
Brewce I knew he was in your ass. Where is the beaver? Is sugarbutt at work?
Me Yeah she is at work.
Brewce Make me a facebook so I can get alid
Me Facebook isn't magic.
Brewce MAKE IT MAGIC!

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