Skate or die.

This past weekend I skated in a one mile race. October 29th I will be skating a two mile race for Autism. Anyone who skates should come down and support the cause. Kill for squid Jesus.

Update.

For some odd reason I got to kick it with Eddie Griffin last night. Let me just say for a second rate celebrity at best he thinks too highly of himself. What makes it worse is he is a pro, and I am a nobody. Yet I still had his entourage in tears with laughter with any comment I made after his failed insult attempts. I guess when you are compared to Rob Schneider in a movie people may believe you are funny.

I guess when you are compared to Eddie Griffin you can also be funny.
Sometimes it is okay to be me.

Pokemon

Last night I decided I wanted to re live part of my childhood by playing pokemon. I should have bought heroin instead. Nothing new going on, but I will keep track if something does.

Yuengling

Nothing new has been going on. Surrounded myself with great people and I couldn't ask for more. Except maybe to cuddle with Dave Lipka. He jumped in bed with me while I was staying in Bam's guest room in West Chester. I still find it amusing.

Punk, Love, and Drunkeness.

Tattoos, Titties, and Hardcore

I should most likely be practicing my guitar part, but fuck that I have plenty of time.

Sometimes I feel like a cripple in a rat race. I'm going nowhere, but I am content. I have seen some cool shit so it doesn't really bother me, however I think I would be less self loathing if I actually made an effort with life. I guess that is why I like putting in work for Brewce. I know what I am doing is making Skatopia better for the people who will come after me. I guess I will pick up the guitar. Being prepared for something might be good for a change.

Fucking Internet

I go through phases where I enjoy Facebook then I hate it so much I'd love to beat Mark Zuckerburg to death with a mongoloid puppy. The privacy settings are such shit. I mean it's kinda pathetic when I get a phone call telling me that my ex-wife is stalking me via a former friend of my fiancée. <--Holy shit That was a sweet auto correct. Any way...I just want to be able to have a day where I am not bothered by what I said, or didn't say on Facebook.

Not a real post. Just really like the lyrics

Never fell in love
until i fell in love with you
Never know what a good time was until i had a good time with you
If you wanna get the feeling and you wanna get it right
Then the music gotta be loud
for when the music hits i feel no pain at all

Warm summer night i was drinking with my dad
He tried to give me the love that i never had
But he gave more love to his bottle of wine
So i had to go out and find love of another kind 

Here it is
Here i am
Turn it up
fuckin' loud

Radio, Radio, Radio... 

When i got the music
i got a place to go

Radio clash
magnificent 7
I was a choir boy
you showed me no heaven
Two tools surely lost
no remorse ignoring the cost

Here it is
Here i am
Turn it up
fuckin' loud

Radio, Radio, Radio... 

When i got the music
i got a place to go

I got a laugh

So this delusional whore that I happened to be friends with...bad judgment call on my part, but none the less she'd get me baked for free. So she decided to tell my Girl Friend I was NOT fucking her but I was going to. After my girl realized she was crazy and full of shit she started that Facebook bullshit that 12 year olds do and fabricated the story. Here is an email I got from her days ago.

Thank you for fucking up everything.  I'm already much happier without you. And discovered the most amazing dick. Now that you're gone, I've been having a lot more fun, and less stress.  So thank YOU for being a complete lowlife! Hope I get my shit soon so you can be forgotten 

It's Kitty bitches!

Trying to get baked.

So I am moving out tomorrow. I had to temporarily stay with my mother due to court issues.  So I wanted to get high, but I don't like them to know. This is how I told the story to my friends.



    I snuck past the first guard tower. Snapped a ground guards neck. I had to take out two snipers in a tower before they could trip
    the alarm. I had to hide under water to avoid foot patrol. Got passed the last guard with a knife attack to the throat and walked
    outside and toked.

Jimmy Hoffa

I just got off the phone with my friend Brewce. Let me explain Brewce. He is an evil "dictator" that runs Skatopia. Most of his conversations are about getting laid and making gay jokes. I called to tell him that a friend of ours had a heart attack. He was upset that I gave him bad news and requested I give him good news. The conversation went as followed:
Brewce So you're just gonna call and tell me people are dying? I was hoping you found money or some beaver to fuck.
Me Well I have no money, but I found Jimmy Hoffa.
Brewce Oh yeah? Where is he?
Me NewYork in the Hudson River full of bullet holes.
Brewce I think he is in your ass.
Me He is not in my ass dude.
Brewce Oh yeah? Prove it.
Me I need to get a colonoscopy to prove he isn't in my ass?
Brewce NO! Bend over and spread your cheeks
Me ...uh?
Brewce I knew he was in your ass. Where is the beaver? Is sugarbutt at work?
Me Yeah she is at work.
Brewce Make me a facebook so I can get alid
Me Facebook isn't magic.
Brewce MAKE IT MAGIC!

Sometimes your friends are so weird that you can't help butt exploit the funny shit they say.

Visit their site  Skatopia.org

Nude photos are always funny

So I recently decided to trim my ball fro. Pleased with the way it looked I decided to sent it to a few people. One of my friends said she was impressed and going to show some friends. Well naturally the gay guy of the group saw it first. The things she told me he said could make a dark skinned man blush. She showed her friend that is a virgin...now this is what I like to hear. This is the actual message I received.
 Her 10:44 pm
    Rofl
    So I might've show that pic of you to teika ; )

 Aerosol Bandit 10:46 pm
    shown?

 Chelsea 10:46 pm
    Yea lol sorry

 Aerosol Bandit 10:46 pm
    okay. What she say?

 Chelsea 10:48 pm
    She asked how big it was hard n I told her n she was like ooh that's huge, maybe too big. Btw, teika is bi, but never slept with a guy

 Chelsea 10:48 pm
    Long term with a girl
    They started in puppy love if u will
    6 years
    Finally got rid of that poison

 Aerosol Bandit 10:49 pm
    that's cool

 Aerosol Bandit 11:00 pm
    She wants my weiner. I'm not surprised

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 Chelsea 11:08 pm
    Lol

 Aerosol Bandit 11:09 pm
    prove me wrong

 Chelsea 11:09 pm
    She just called me sorry about the hold up.
    Um she has a new bf remember? She thought it'd be too big

 Aerosol Bandit 11:11 pm
    Lol. I slam it in. hahah

 Aerosol Bandit 11:15 pm
    I find that funny. and I am flattered

 Chelsea 11:20 pm
    Good :) h

 Aerosol Bandit 11:21 pm
    I still find it funny a black woman said it's too big
    Adding that story to my blog

 Chelsea 11:22 pm
    She's a virgin. She's not fucked any dick. Only had pussy

 Aerosol Bandit 11:23 pm
    That doesn't mean she hasn't seen one. You stoned?