I got a laugh

So this delusional whore that I happened to be friends with...bad judgment call on my part, but none the less she'd get me baked for free. So she decided to tell my Girl Friend I was NOT fucking her but I was going to. After my girl realized she was crazy and full of shit she started that Facebook bullshit that 12 year olds do and fabricated the story. Here is an email I got from her days ago.

Thank you for fucking up everything.  I'm already much happier without you. And discovered the most amazing dick. Now that you're gone, I've been having a lot more fun, and less stress.  So thank YOU for being a complete lowlife! Hope I get my shit soon so you can be forgotten 

It's Kitty bitches!