A story.

I'm 23 and I've seen a good bit for my age. I battled Heroin addiction, played girls, drank myself into a coma, and been an overall asshole. So I think with what I have seen I am going to start telling my stories. I was sixteen and I had a friend we'll call Brad. Well me and Brad wanted to hook up with these cousins, but had no place to do it. So he has the bright idea since he is a jeep owner we can drive out into the woods. Of course they are down. I don't think I have met anyone as freaky as these two. So I am under performance pressure because I have NEVER done anything like this before, and it was not easy to get hard. They are going at it in the front seat and I am trying my hardest to get at it in the back seat. After literally 20 minutes of failure I say I saw someone on a fourwheeler. Thank God everyone was scared of being arrested so I didn't have to embarrass myself any longer. Brad and I lost contact over the years due to his asshole nature and genuine apathy towards anyone but himself. Sorry that the story isn't awesome. This was years ago and I'm not the best writer.