Yet another story

I would never classify myself as a ladies man or anything like that. I would simply say that I am a smooth talker. I was at a party in the mountains of Ohio. Now when I am at this location I do two things Drink beer, and skateboard. Well by 10 I am talking to this lady we'll call her LJ. Me and her had plans of hooking up later that night I was on a mission to find some xanax. Well I run into some beatly woman we'll name troll. She hands me some pills that I was told they were vicodin. I begin my walk down the hill to meet LJ I start to feel really dizzy and have tunnel vision. That was the last thing I remembered. I wake up in a closet at 9 am naked, confused and covered in vomit. I get dress and stumble to the house. I am sitting on the porch smoking when BFM walks out laughing. He looks at me and asks, "Did you fuck the troll?" What I later found out is I was given roofies. As I was making my way down the hill troll saw me stumble and took me into a closet where she apparently had great sex with me until I vomited. Leave it to me to be awesome.